His father, himself a novice Warcraft player, volunteers to log on and deliver the sword to his son. They are seventeen hours into the epic duel when the Blizzard execs try to deliver the sword to Stan's house, only to find him gone. Unfortunately for the boys, they've already initiated their attack on NWBZPWNR from Cartman's basement. To stack the odds in their favor, they decide to give them the mythical Sword of a Thousand Truths - a special weapon stored on a 1 GB USB flash drive, originally removed from the game because it was too powerful. Warcraft company execs follow their progress with interest, believing they might have a chance of defeating the renegade. Over the next two months they play the game obsessively, growing progressively more powerful onscreen, and progressively fatter, and pimplier, in the real world. Once they all become powerful enough, they can challenge their nemesis again. All except for Cartman, who comes up with a daring plan: Re-enter the game, hide in the woods, and boost their power levels by killing millions of boars. But even when all the kids attack at once, they're no match for their uber-powerful rival.Īfter the defeat, the boys decide to ditch the game and play outside. Here, they plan a massive, coordinated attack on the villain. The Blizzard execs fear that if something isn't done soon, users will get frustrated and find something else to do with their lives.Īfter once again being mercilessly killed by NWBZPWNR, Cartman gathers all the boys for an emergency Warcraft meeting. It seems the ultra-gamer has spent the last year and a half doing nothing but playing Warcraft, allowing him to reach an almost godlike level - and to kill other players (even Blizzard's admins) at will. They complain to the game's creator, Blizzard Entertainment, but the company brass is already well aware of the problem. The boys start playing the online computer game World of Warcraft, but their fun is soon ruined by an ultra-powerful player, NWBZPWNR, who keeps killing them - or rather their heavily-muscled, exotic-looking on-screen avatars.
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